A CEO, Vice-President, and Engineer are on the golf course... ...the engineer hits first and his ball goes into the woods. ""No problem, I'll go get it"", he says. The vice president steps up and also hits into the woods ""No problem!"", he says, as he makes the engineer go get it. The CEO gets up and he, too, hits the ball into the woods. ""No problem!"", he says, as he makes the engineer go get it. ""...and when you get back, you're fired! You should have warned us that might happen!""