I came home one day and there were five penguins standing in my driveway. I didn't know what to do so I called a vet. His name was Willie and he was in Viet-Nam. "" Willie WTF should I do with these Penguins?"" Willies says "" Take them to the zoo"" Good Idea. So I run into Willie downtown a couple of weeks later. "" WTF are you doing with those penguins in the back of your truck, I told you to take them to the zoo?"" "" I did, and we had so much fun I am taking them to a hockey game""