Home - A - Age Jokes ""That's an excellent essay for someone your age"" said the English teacher. ""How about for someone my Mum's age Miss?"" ""Welcome to school Simon"" said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. ""How old are you?"" ""I'm not old"" said Simon. ""I'm nearly new."" Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Fred for the school magazine. ""How old are you ma'am?"" asked Fred. ""I'm not going to tell you that"" she replied. ""But Mr Hill the technical teacher and Mr Hill the…