#us-army

The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda.

What's a BRT ? Two U.S. army officers once passed a new recruit who was on cleaning duty... ""Don't forget to clean off the B.R.T."" said one of them, pointing to a big round metal object. ""Boy, how do you know all the names of all the different machinery?"" marveled a fellow officer. ""And what does B.R.T. stand for, anyway ?"" ""Big Round Thing,"" he answered.

""Aim towards the Enemy."" - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher ""When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."" - U.S. Army ""Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."" - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop ""If the enemy is in range, so are you."" - Infantry Journal ""A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."" - Army's magaz…

A tired u.s. army veteran is looking for a seat on a busy British train. He can’t find a seat so he walks up to a British lady and asked “ma’am may I use your seat?”The British lady responded with “can’t you see my puppy is sitting here? How rude are you Americans are.” The army and walks off and tries to find another seat after a couple minutes of searching he walks back up to the lady and says “please, ma’am, may I have your seat. I am very tired.” The woman says “how inconsiderate of you to …

Work or Pleasure? A U.S. Army General was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing