Daddy calls home in the middle of a work day ""Hello?"" ""Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"" ""No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Philip."" After a brief pause, Daddy says, ""But honey, you don't have an uncle Philip."" ""Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."" ***Brief Pause*** ""Uh, okay then honey, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy…