#turkeys

What's that, turkey? GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well? GOBBLE GOBBLE [breaks turkey's neck] no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Flatulence problem... **Okay, so I usually post my own jokes, but I thought i'd switch it up with one of my faves that's not written by me:** There was an old married couple that had lived happily together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. Nearly every morning he told…

A Joke There was a couple that lived in the US. They were a normal couple, except that the husband always lazed about at home, sleeping constantly. His wife didn't mind that, as they were madly in love, except that every hour or so, he would let loose of a big fart. After a while, his wife got pissed off, so she yelled: ""One day, Johnny, you're gonna fart your guts out!"" But he waved her off, grumbling that she was in a bad mood. After a few months, Christmas came. And while the wife was prepa…

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor? Muslim Bale

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers? The Coup Clucks Clan.