Two guys walk into their boss' office. A couple of guys down at the plant walk into their boss' office. Guy number 1 says ""Hey boss! I bet you *a thousand bones* that I can stand at one end of your desk, take a piss and arc it into your trashcan on the other side. All without spilling a drop."" The boss is vexed, but responds ""Let 'er rip. I've never been one to turn down an easy thousand bucks!"" Guy number 1 stands at the far end of the desk and drops trow. He starts pissing, not in a gracef…