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Think of how horrible Ray Rice and the NFL had to act in order to make TMZ seem like brave investigative reporters

An Excerpt from my new comedy E-book! ""The Absurdity Of Everything"" My new comedy Ebook. Free until January 8th. A phenomenon has been occurring in Chinese buffets across the country. Some buffets use this thing called Mono Sodium Glutamate (MSG), a food additive that makes the food even more delicious. Used in correct amounts it just adds flavor. But used in incorrect amounts, a process called ""re-animation"" can occur. Studies show that large amounts of (MSG) can stimulate the nervous syste…

A free Comedy E-Book! The Absurdity Of Everything Get my new comedy E-book free! An Excerpt....... ""Unfortunately, a phenomenon has been occurring in Chinese buffets across the country. Some buffets use this thing called Mono Sodium Glutamate (MSG), a food additive that makes the food even more delicious. Used in correct amounts it just adds flavor. But used in incorrect amounts, a process called ""re-animation"" can occur. Studies show that large amounts of (MSG) can stimulate the nervous syst…