#ting-wong

A chinese couple, new parents, visit their doctor. ""We're a little concerned about our son"", the mother says... ...""He looks, well, caucasian!"". The doctor has a look and agrees. "" I see what you mean. Two wongs don't make a white"". The parents nod. ""By the way, what's his name?"". The doctor asks. The father replies ""Sum Ting Wong"".

family problems Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, The Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy, But definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents... 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, So I think we will name him... Sum Ting Wong

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. *(I'm sorry)*

What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong.

A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong"".

A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong.

That's not right... Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?... Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me ASAP... Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man... Dum Gai Small Horse... Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here... Wai So Dim? I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone... No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week... Wai Yu Kum Nao? Staying out of sight.…

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely healthy bouncy definitely Caucasian white baby boy! ""Congratulations"" says the nurse to the new parents. ""What will you name the baby""? The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says ""Well two Wong's don't make a white so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong!

7 mildly offensive jokes **What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? ** A speech impediment. **What's the Cuban National Anthem? ** Row row row your boat. **What's the fastest way to a man's heart? ** Through his chest with a sharp knife. **Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby? ** They named him Sum Ting Wong. **Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking? ** Because those men already…

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."