#thor

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone? An Asgard.

Thor Thor goes out for a ride on his mighty war horse.

After a particularly brutal battle with his fellow Avengers Thor decides to relax at a local watering hole....

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjölnir all day? He gets thor arms!

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Who is Thor? A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time? I'm Thor

What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?

What happened to Loki after he wath hit in hith fathe with Odin'th Hammer? He became Thor.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party? Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki.

Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki.

In what realm does Thor use his hammer the most? Milfheim

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good? because he is a Norsissist.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus? He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding? Because it was Low key

Why did Thor decide to sleep in? He was up all night to Get Loki.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout? Thor

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common? They're on Thor.

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero? Nothing they are both Thor.