#third-hobo

Three hobos are walking down the train tracks... And after days of walking and no food in their bellies they find a dead squirrel. Two of the hobos start eating but the third refuses. The first two ask him why and he replies ""I'm waiting for a hot meal."" After eating the squirrel they continue on their way. Along the tracks they find a dead pig. Still hungry the first two start eating the pig and again the third hobo refuses. ""I'm waiting for a hot meal."" The first two think him a fool but …

Three Hobos... ...are walking along a railroad track in the early morning. It's been days since their last meal, and they are quite hungry. They came upon a dead rat. ""Breakfast!"", exclaimed the first one, and he gobbled it up. A short time later, they found a half-eaten raccoon carcass. ""Oh, boy! Brunch!"", yelled the second one, and he quickly devoured it. After a little while, both men began to feel sick to their stomachs. Suddenly the first one stopped and puked his guts out; this caused …

A hobo, all rags and dirty face walks into a fine restaurant. He approaches the waiter and politely asks: "Excuse me, Sir. I know I don't belong here, but may I ask you for a fork, please?" The waiter, obviously relieved the hobo doesn't intent to stay, agrees and gives him a fork. The hobo thanks the waiter and leaves with his fork. Only seconds later however, another hobo, even dirtier than the first one comes in and also, very politely, asks the waiter for a fork. "Well, it's not like we'r…