A Jewish couple are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system the Captain announces: ""Ladies and Gentlemen I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily I see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. This island appears to be uncharted; I am unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on …