#sunday

Higgs Boson walks into a church during Sunday services... ...and the priest immediately stops preaching and says ""We dont like your kind around here. You are not welcome in this church."". The whole church, already silent, waits anxiously when Higgs replies ""Why not? You can't have mass without me!""

One Sunday morning, Father Micheal wakes up, looks at the azure sky and thinks to himself, Sod it! Think I will call in a sicky and go and play golf. He calls his Curate and tells him he feels terrible to have to cut out of his Sunday services, but he is really sick. The Devil turns to God and asked ""Are you going to let hime get away with this blatant dereliction of duty?"" ""Nope."" Replied God. ""Just watch and learn."" Father Micheal decided that he aught to drive a distance away so he isn'…

The Rich Old Man A rich, brittle, 90 year old man walks into the doctors office for his usual check up. He sits down and waits until the doctor finally comes in: Doc: Hows it goin fred? Old Man: Good doc, but I gotta tell ya, something amazing has happened! Doc: What that Fred? Old man: Well, you know my girl friend is only 25 right? Doc: Yes Fred I remember her, gorgeous girl! Old man: Well doc, she's pregnant! I know thats normal for her but im 90 years old Doc! I must be some kind of s…

Two beggars, one dressed as a rabbi and the other a monk, are sitting adjacent to each other outside of a church collecting charity one Sunday morning And with each churchgoer who passes by on the way to Sunday services, they deliberately walk past the rabbi, some even spitting down at him, and then very obviously taking pains to give the monk a donation. With each passerby the begging Rabbi’s bowl remains empty, while the monk’s gets progressively more full. Eventually, a kindly older woman…