One Sunday morning, Father Micheal wakes up, looks at the azure sky and thinks to himself, Sod it! Think I will call in a sicky and go and play golf. He calls his Curate and tells him he feels terrible to have to cut out of his Sunday services, but he is really sick. The Devil turns to God and asked ""Are you going to let hime get away with this blatant dereliction of duty?"" ""Nope."" Replied God. ""Just watch and learn."" Father Micheal decided that he aught to drive a distance away so he isn'…