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NHL Stanley Cup Playoff Game 7 It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ""No,"" says the neighbour. ""The seat is empty."" ""This is incredible,"" said the man. ""Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"" The neighbour says, ""Well actually the seat belongs to me. I w…

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Game 7 It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ""No"" says the neighbor. ""The seat is empty."" ""This is incredible,"" said the man. ""Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"" The neighbor says, ""Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with m…

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A man had tickets to Game Seven of the Stanley Cup Final right at center ice. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. ""No,"" he says. ""The seat is empty."" ""This is incredible"" said the man. ""Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"" ""Well, actually,"" the man responds, ""the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't b…

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In the midst of the NHL Playoffs, here is my first r/Jokes submission. It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actuall…

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