#stanley-cup

What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup

NHL Stanley Cup Playoff Game 7 It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at centre ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ""No,"" says the neighbour. ""The seat is empty."" ""This is incredible,"" said the man. ""Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"" The neighbour says, ""Well actually the seat belongs to me. I w…

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Topical Jokes for 6/13 A woman at an Arizona Burger King found a razor blade in her salad. Even more amazing, she found a salad inside a Burger King. A new study has discovered that dinosaurs were neither warm-blooded, nor cold-blooded. Which is the perfect dinosaur trivia, if you desperately need to end a conversation. The LA Kings have won the NHL championship in double overtime. The team celebrated by trying to trade the Stanley Cup for a pair of NBA playoff tickets. In Baltimore, police shot…

Game 7 It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ""No"" says the neighbor. ""The seat is empty."" ""This is incredible,"" said the man. ""Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"" The neighbor says, ""Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with m…

It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup, and a man who is a major hockey buff managed to score a ticket. Granted, it was in the worst seat possible, but he was still happy. As he's watching the game, he notices that a seat in the front row is vacant. He assumes someone is in the bathroom. ""I'd hate to pay that much for a ticket and spend the whole time taking a piss,"" thought the man. After 15 minutes, the seat is still empty. The man goes up to the front and sees an old man sitting in the seat next to…

A man had tickets to Game Seven of the Stanley Cup Final right at center ice. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. ""No,"" he says. ""The seat is empty."" ""This is incredible"" said the man. ""Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"" ""Well, actually,"" the man responds, ""the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't b…

In the midst of the NHL Playoffs, here is my first r/Jokes submission. It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actuall…

I invited my mathematician friend to watch the Stanley Cup game. He told me he was a big fan of the Eulers.

A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, "Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here." The man says, "No problem. I'm from Winnipeg." So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Winnipeg man to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine. "No problem...just like Winnipeg in June," the man says. So the …

Stanley Cup It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!