A drunk falls into a hole
He sees a young man walking by, and he calls him over.
"Oy! Laddie! Can you help me get out of here?"
"Who are you?"
"Pastor Jones, from the local Parrish, now help me out, boy!"
"Why are you here?"
"I fell in while taking my afternoon constitutional."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm standing here, needing your help, now can you go get me something to get out of here with?"
"I don't know about that."
"Come now, sonny. Surely you can help an old man get out of his …