#shakiras

[interrogation] Bad Cop: *face way too close to Shakira's waistline* tell me what I want to know

How many times did people question the honesty of Shakira's hips before she finally decided to defend them in a song?

It's kinda sad that Shakira's hips are our generation's George Washington.

Shakira's hips just told me 9/11 was an inside job and now I don't know what to believe.

I have a riddle for you. There are two doors, one leads to heaven, the other leads to hell. There are two guards, the guard to hell always tells a lie, and the guard to heaven is Shakira's hips.