It's a cold night in Moscow, and Natasha and Sergey are getting busy in the back of Sergey's brand new Yugo. The heat is on in more ways than one, and Natasha can tell that Sergey is getting close. She tries to stop him and ask, ""Do you have protection?"", but it's too late. Two months later, Natasha is late, so she takes a pregnancy test. Sure enough, she's pregnant. In tears, she tells her parents. They ask how it's possible. ""It's an accident!"" she swears. Her father goes and finds Sergey …