This is a really long one, but absolutely my favorite joke. There was this guy, Scott, who for all intents and purposes, was perfectly normal. A happy marriage, a great job and few worries. That was, until, he was diagnosed with leprosy. Now, this wasn't the ""quarantine you on a deserted island"" kind of leprosy, nor was it contagious in the least, but it did have the nasty habit of making parts of his body drop off at inopportune times. Suffice it to say, this made Scott rather depressed and…