Dan's Lip ""How'd you get that cut on your lip?"" Said Joe to Dan. ""Well, that's a hell of a story!"" Dan replied. ""You see, two weeks ago I kissed my girl goodbye, and took off backpacking in the Rocky Mountains. Only a few hours into my trek, I was charged by a furious grizzly bear."" ""Holy cow!"" Joe said. ""You were lucky to get away with just a busted lip!"" ""Nah, I just blasted him with pepper spray and he ran off into the bush."" ""Then what happened to your lip?"" ""I'm getting to th…