#safeway

Clearly, there was once a dangerous alternative to Safeway.

man tired of his wife Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife and arranging to have her killed. A ""friend of a friend"" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of ""Artie."" Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash o…

Artichokes Tired of constantly being broke, and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife (with himself as the beneficiary), and arranging to have her killed. A ""friend of a friend"" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure, who went by the name of ""Artie."" Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, …

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway? You take the '*F*' out of '*Safe*', and the '*F*' out of '*way*'.

Three couples go to join a church.... Three couples want to join a church, so they each walk in and talk to the pastor. The pastor replies to their inquiry, ""To prove you are a valuable member of the clergy I want you to commit to three months of abstinence to show your commitment to the church."" The couples agree and go on their way to prove their faith. Three months later the couples return to the church and meet with the pastor. The pastor asks about their challenge, to which the first coup…

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? **You**: How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? **Friend**: I don't know, how? **You**: Take the S away from ""safe"" and the F out of ""way."" **Friend**: But there's no F in way. **You**: *Friend realizes*

There was a woman trapped inside a Safeway, She was found dead of starvation the next morning.

Joke How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Answer: you take the S out of Safe and the F out of way.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the F out of safe, and the F out of way.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? hint: take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way""

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart? You take the 'S' out of Safe, and the 'F' out of Way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way..

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the ""f"" out of the word ""way"". (get it yet...?)

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the ""S"" out of ""safe"" and the ""F"" out of ""way"".

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as beneficiary, and arranging to have her killed. A ""friend of a friend"" put him in touch with a nefarious underworld figure that went by the name of ""Artie."" Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount but he wouldn't have any cash…

I got this from my 12yo cancer patient as I was rounding today... How do you put an elephant in a Safeway bag? You take the f out of safe and the f out of way.

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway? You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ? You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag? You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart? Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you put an elephant in a Safeway bag? Take the "s" out of Safe and the "f" out of way.

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!