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Sadie Goes to The Doctor Sadie went to see her doctor and when he asked her about her problem, she replied that she was suffering from a discharge. The doctor said, ""OK, Undress please and go lie down on the examination table."" She did what he asked. The doctor put on his rubber gloves and began investigating her ""private parts"". After a couple of minutes, he asked Sadie, ""How does that feel?"" ""Wonderful,"" replied Sadie, ""but the discharge is from my ear.""

Old man Finklestein is dying. He was diagnosed with cancer a month ago, and had told no one but his dear wife, Sadie. It is a week before the doctors told him he would kick the bucket, and he had straightened out his will and finances, so he decided to tell his best friend, Mr. Ginsberg. When Mr. Ginsberg received the news, he was shocked. ""Jake,"" he says. ""You always seemed so healthy! Oy vey! Why do bad things happen to good people!"" ""I don't know, Moishe, but I have everything in order f…

My Sadie Sadie's husband Jake has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stays by his bedside day and night. One night, Jake comes to and motions for her to come closer. He says, "My Sadie, you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by…

Stone. Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said: “Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.” “I’m sure you’re right,” replied Sadie, who leaned in close and lowered her voice to a whisper. “Tell me, how much did it really cost?” “All of it,” said Rose. “Fifty thousand.” “No!” Sadie exclaimed. “I mean, it was very nice, but really… $50,000?!” Rose nodded. “The funeral was $6,500. I donat…

An old Jewish couple Harry and Sadie