If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice.#Ryan Gosling#Ray Romanos#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
[red carpet] "So Ryan, who are u with tonight?" Ryan Gosling [proudly] "My parents" [two geese in black tie nervously shuffle to his side]#Ryan#Ryan Gosling0🔗 SharePermalink →
I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house.#Ryan Gosling0🔗 SharePermalink →
Her: Let's each pick one person we can sleep with and the other person can't get mad. Mine is Ryan Gosling. Who's yours? Me: The babysitter#Ryan Gosling0🔗 SharePermalink →
*puts dreamcatcher above bed* "Sure hope this works" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* "YES"#Ryan Gosling0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Ryan Gosling? Him: Me? No, but thank- Me: Ok just making sure.#Ryan Gosling#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
May I pay you handsomely, good sir? -Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*#Ryan Gosling#Money#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Million dollar idea: Selling shower heads at the exit of a Ryan Gosling movie#Ryan Gosling#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Ways Ryan Gosling and I are similar: 1. Up to date on our vaccinations 2. I dunno, that's probably it and I'm not sure about that first one.#Ryan Gosling0🔗 SharePermalink →
Is it safe for Ryan Gosling to wink at a girl that's already pregnant or does it like, poke the baby?#Ryan Gosling#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose#Ryan Gosling#Ryan Goose#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Psst. The real reason Ryan Gosling is taking a break from acting was to molt, mature & become Ryan Goose.#Ryan Gosling#Ryan Goose#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
You are what you eat. *eats Ryan Gosling* *crosses fingers*#Ryan Gosling#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I'm a spitting image of Ryan Gosling. Like if Ryan Gosling were to spit and look at his reflection in it, that would be me.#Ryan Gosling0🔗 SharePermalink →
If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on. This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated.#Ryan Gosling#Valentine#Holiday0🔗 SharePermalink →
I bet Ryan Gosling doesn't even blow his candles out. He probably just winks at them and they faint.#Ryan Gosling#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why do women like Ryan Gosling? Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.#Ryan Gosling#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
When talking with her girlfriends, my wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling! She says I look nothing like him.#Ryan Gosling#Marriage0🔗 SharePermalink →
My wife often compares me to Ryan Gosling. She'll say "You're nothing like Ryan Gosling."#Ryan Gosling#Marriage0🔗 SharePermalink →