#rv

Truck full of penguins A truck driver is delivering a bunch of penguins to the zoo when all of a sudden the truck breaks down. Now the truck driver is on a time schedule and he has to get these penguins to the zoo within 2 hours. The truck will take longer than that to repair so he flags down an RV camper and asks if they could help him out and take the penguins to the zoo for him and he offers $100 dollars to them for helping him out. ""No problem"", says the driver of the RV camper. We got ple…

Family vacation A family of five is going on vacation. They've rented an RV for the cross country trip. They loaded the RV with household items, clothing, recreational gear, pets and food. Off they go! The car crashes into a brick wall minutes after starting the journey. Everyone is killed except the pet monkey. Police investigate but can't find a reason for the crash. They bring the monkey in for questioning. Police: What were was the mother doing before the crash? Monkey pantomimes applyi…

Free RV? My local diner was having a promotion where you peeled a sticker off of your drink and got whatever was on the other side. As I sat down to my breakfast I saw this girl stand up yelling "I won a RV" The manager came over and said that that wasn't possible and that the biggest prize available was a cheeseburger. The girl then says "it says right here 'winnebago' the RV company"When the manager looked at the sticker he said "Miss, it doesn't say 'Winnebago' it says 'win a BAGEL'