#rottweiler-jesus

The burglar and the parrot A guy breaks into a big, expensive house and while he's looking around trying to decide what he wants to take he was very startled to hear a voice telling him, ""Jesus is watching you!"" He glanced around and saw the voice was coming from a caged parrot in a corner. He giggled a little and the parrot said again, ""Jesus is watching you!"" The burglar said to the parrot, ""What? Jesus is watching me?! Really?"" The parrot said, ""Yes. Jesus is watching you!"" The burgla…

The burglar A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ""Jesus knows you're here."" He nearly jumped out of his skin, turned the flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell, he heard, ""Jesus is watching you."" Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Fi…

A burglar breaks into a house one night and turn on his flashlight to find an expensive stereo. As he approaches it, a voice behind him whispers, ""Jesus is watching you."" The startled burglar turns and shines his light on a caged parrot in the corner of the room. ""Was that you?"" asks the burglar. ""Yes,"" answers the parrot. ""My name is Moses. How do you do? Squawk!"" Amused at the talking bird, the burglar laughingly asks, ""What kind of people name a parrot Moses?"" ""Squawk! The same kin…

A thief climbs in through a ground floor window one night and starts looking for valuables in the sitting room when suddenly he heard a voice say ""Jesus is watching you. "" he shows hi flashlight around the room but upon seeing nothing continues his search. A few minutes later he heard the same voice say ""Jesus is watching you. "" he flicks on the light switch and discovers a parrot in the corner. The parrot says ""Jesus is watching you."" The robber replies ""are you Jesus?"" The parrot says …

A burglar broke into a house one night.. ..He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for t…

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks when a loud cried out: ""Jesus is watching you."" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. ""Jesus is watching you,"" the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He looked around frantically. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. ""Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"" he …

Jesus is Watching you A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ""Jesus is watching you"" He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking f…

A burglar broke into a house = Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, ""Jesus is watching you!"" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. ""Jesus is watching you,"" the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parro…

Burglar Meets Moses and Jesus There was once a burglar that had been staking out a house for weeks. He finally decided to break in when we saw the tenants leaving for dinner date. He then snuck in through a back door that he knew where the extra key was hidden. As he snuck through the house spotting his flashlight on what he should take, a voice called out to him and said ""Jesus is watching you"". Whipping around and pointing his flashlight around the room to see who it was that called out, he …

Jesus is watching A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of th…

Jesus is watching... A burglar one night decides he's going to break into a home, he notices a home alone and promptly makes his way. He heads to a window looks around and spots a tv. He then proceeds to enter the home through the window. Upon entering the home he hears a voice, ""Jesus is watching..."" frightened he turns his flash light on but finds nothing and thinks nothing of it. He continues to the tv when he hears the voice again, ""Jesus is watching..."" sure that he heard a voice he fra…

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack a strange voice echoed from the dark, saying: ""JESUS IS WATCHING YOU"" He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a holiday after the next big score, then clicked the light back on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the st…

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, ""Jesus is watching you."" He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he …

Jesus is watching you A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice....say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around …

A burglar broke into a house one night... He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for th…

Jesus is watching you. = Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. …

A Burglar Broke Into a House... A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight Off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so He could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shone his light around frantica…

Jesus knows you are here. Jesus Knows you are here A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, Looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight Off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, He shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, Clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Frea…

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard: “Jesus is watching you.” Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of th…

Jesus is watching you A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his pack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more v…

Jesus is always watching. A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the …

A Burglar... A burglar breaks into a house when he hears "Jesus knows you are here." He shuts his flashlight off and looks around. When he finds nothing he proceeds to unhook the TV when he hears "Jesus can see you" He looks around the room with his flashlight to find a parrot in its cage. Burglar: So that was all you? Parrot: Yep Burglar: So whats your name? Parrot: Moses Burglar: Who in the hell names their parrot Moses? Moses: The same kind of people who name their Rottweiler Je…

A burglar breaks into a house. He begins to search the home for valuables when hears a quiet voice say “Jesus is watching you” he dismisses it as paranoia and carries on with his crime. He hears the voice again “Jesus is watching you”. He’s knows this time it’s not in his head so he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner. He walks over to the parrot and it repeats one more time “Jesus is watching you”. The burglar says to the parrot. “Is your name Jesus?” “No it’s Moses” the par…

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Startled, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally…

Jesus is watching you A burglar breaks into a house one night. As he sneaks around the living room looking for things to steal, he hears a voice. "Jesus is watching you." The burglar stops for a second, then tells himself it was only his imagination. He starts putting items in his bag, then he hears the voice again. "Jesus is watching you." Now he is becoming suspicious, but continues going through drawers looking for valuables. Then he hears the voice a third time. "Jesus is watching you." "…