911 what's the emergency "Please help, I made too much spaghetti" Relax sir, we've all been th*spaghetti starts coming out of the phone*#Relax Sir#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born? Me: No, this is her husband.#Relax Sir#Marriage0🔗 SharePermalink →