#polish-guy

A truck driver goes into a truck stop for lunch . . . A Polish truck driver goes into a truck stop for lunch and takes a seat at the counter next to a Black guy. The Black guy leans over and asks, ""Do you want to hear a riddle?"" ""Sure,"" says the Pole. ""Okay, here it is,"" says the Black guy: ""I'm my father's son, but I'm not my brother. Who am I?"" The Polish guy thinks for awhile and says, ""I dunno, who are you?"" ""I'm ME,"" says the Black guy, ""get it?"" ""Sure,"" says the Pole, and c…

An American, an Englishman and a Polish guy were on death row at the state penitentiary. The prison governor gave them a choice of three ways to die – be shot, hung, or injected with the AIDS virus. The American said: "Shoot me in the head." The guards did, and the American fell to the floor, dead. The Englishman said: "Hang me." The guards did, and the Englishman slumped to the floor, dead. The Polish guy said: "Give me the AIDS virus." So the guards injected him with the AIDS virus, but the Po…