#piper

A man walks into an antique store... and starts looking around. Suddenly, he gazes upon the most beautiful bronze statue of a siamese cat. He asks the store owner how much he wants for the statue. The store owner replies ""It's $100 for the statue and $1000 for the story that goes with it."" The man replies ""I really don't care about the story, but I do want the statue. As the man is paying for the statue, the shop owner says ""All right, but I guarantee you will be back for the story."" The ma…

PUNS & BAR JOKES Why did I invest all of my money into the coin factory? Because it made cents. Did you hear about the swiss cheese debate? The arguments are full of holes. Did you hear about the flutist who got hit in the face with a banana cream pie? He is now called the pie'd piper. So, a pun sprints into a bar, and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve puns here"", so the pun dashes out. The bartender then remarks ""Huh, must've been a running joke."" So a pun, a play on words, …

PUNS & BAR JOKES Why did I invest all of my money into the coin factory? Because it made cents. Did you hear about the swiss cheese debate? The arguments are full of holes. Did you hear about the flutist who got hit in the face with a banana cream pie? He is now called the pie'd piper. So, a pun sprints into a bar, and the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve puns here", so the pun dashes out. The bartender then remarks "Huh, must've been a running joke." So a pun, a play on words, and…

Bagpiper A bagpiper was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As the bagpiper was not familiar with the backwoods area he became lost. He finally arrived an hour late and saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. He apologized to the workers fo…

Bagpiper A bagpiper was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service, for a homeless man who had no family or friends... The funeral was to be held at a cemetery, in the remote countryside, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As the bagpiper was not familiar with the backwoods area, he became lost. He finally arrived an hour late... He saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight. He apologized to the wo…