Indian Prime Minister Two diplomats are riding in a limousine in Moscow, an Indian and a Russian, discussing state business. The Russian says to the Indian, ""Ram, I like you, but my superiors say the deal can't go through. They don't want to be associated with your country. They tell me it's filthy and the citizens just shit on the streets."" ""That is not true!"" exclaims the Indian, ""We are very fastidious...in fact, you're not one to talk, isn't that someone shitting on your fine sidewalk?"…