Just some jokes I found. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all. Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."" A man asks a farmer near a field, ""Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train."" The farmer says, ""Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you'll…