A short lumpy young whit guy walks into a P.I.’s office.
The investigator asks “What can I do for you, son?”
The guy lets out a little giggle and says, “Well, I recently came into a significant sum of money.”
The P.I. leans forward in his chair, licks his lips and says, “Well good for you. How can I be of service?”
The young man replies, “I went yesterday to the attorney’s office to pick up my inheritance from my Uncle who died a couple of weeks ago. It was a lot of money. Life changing. I…