Paddy has a broken leg... And his friend Mick has to help him out. One day he says, ""Mick, can you get my slippers? They're upstairs."" Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two twin daughters there and says, ""Your father asked me to have **[CENSORED]** with you."" ""What? Yeah, go on them, prove it!"" So Mick goes to the top of the stairs, ""Both of them Paddy?"" To which Paddy angrily replies, ""Of course both of them, what's the use with **[CENSORED]** one?""