Toasting contest Paddy O'Quinn is down at the pub and wins the toasting competition with "" Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me beautiful wife."" Proud of this he goes home and tells the wife he won. She asked what toast he used. Not wanting to embarass a good Catholic girl he says "" I said, here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church with me beautiful wife."" The next day the Mrs runs into one of Paddy's friends, he asks her to congratulate Paddy again on…