There was a loud hammering on the door of heaven. St. Peter appeared and said, ""I say, that's a tremendous racket. Who is making all the fuss?"" The shabby man standing there said, ""I'm Paddy McGinnis and I'm strong with the IRA these thirty years."" St. Peter said, ""I'm sorry, Mr. McGinnis, but we have no record of you. You can't come in."" ""And who is saying anything about coming in?"" said Paddy. ""I'm here a-tellin' you, you've got fifteen minutes to evacuate the place!""