Then god said, "Let there be light," and there was light and he regretted making Adam in the dark because he gave him Owen Wilson's nose.#Adam#Owen#Wilsons0🔗 SharePermalink →
[signing birth certificate] wife: you put Owen, right? me: yup nurse: Now we'll just need a footprint from little [reading] "Owned"#Owen#Marriage#Doctor0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Owen, you must hide this baby, at all costs, from Anakin Skywalker." "Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?" "Seems fine."#Owen#Luke Skywalker#Kids0🔗 SharePermalink →
"Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs." "Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?" "That's cool."#Owen#Luke Skywalker#Kids0🔗 SharePermalink →
My name is Steven But the bank calls me Owen. Owen Lotts.#Steven But#Owen#Owen Lotts#Money+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →