A religious lady is in her house when a flood is approaching... Her neighbor came by with his pick up truck and said ""hey myrna, i have room for you you and your chair, the flood is coming, lets go!"" She answered serenely, ""no, I'm going to wait for the Lord to save me"" When the water had forced her to the second floor, a policeman in a boat came by and said Ma'am, c'mon, it's time to go."" She again answered serenely, ""no, I'm going to wait for the Lord to save me"" When the water had forc…