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A liar, a murderer, and a thief walk into a bar. The bartender asks, ""what will it be, Mrs. Clinton?""

A woman, a murderer, a liar, a thief, and a cuckold walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mrs. Clinton?""

A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... The bartender asks, ""What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?""

Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies. ""Buy a puppy Ma'am?"" asks the lad. ""Oh no sorry,"" says Mrs. Clinton. "" We have a cat already you know."" ""But they are Democrat puppies, Ma'am"" asserts the enterprising lad. Clinton smiles, but again declines. The boy nods, Clinton jogs on. The next day Clinton is jogging by the same spot. There again is the boy still trying to sell the puppies. As Clinton jogs by she over hears the youth telling the potential custome…

Last summer the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination Bill put his arm around Hillary and said ""Well honey if you had stayed with him you would be the wife of a service station owner today."" She smirked …