#mrs-brown

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, ""What are you doing?"" ""Playing a game,"" the boy replied. ""What is your name?"" the officer questioned…

father O'Brien goes to the doctor as he isn't feeling well... The doctor gives him a full physical. The priest is showing all the signs of too much stress, high blood pressure, etc. The doctor suggests that the priest learn to calm down - maybe take a drink every so often. The priest interrupts him, ""No - Mrs Brown who minds the Rectory won't have it! She is dead set against drink."" The doctor replies, ""She doesn't have to know. Buy a bottle of whiskey, keep it with your shaving supplies, and…

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. ""

Two black eyes A friend of mine was walking out of church service and I noticed he had two black eyes. I asked what happened. "Well, he said, "I was sitting behind Mrs. Brown, you know, the large woman with all those grandkids; the one that always dresses real fancy. Well, I noticed her dress had accidently got tucked in, well, you know... her back side, between her cheeks. So, I pulled it out and she punched me." "How did you get the second black eye?" "Well, I figured if that made her so…

Are you looking for trouble?! Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked

Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): “Will it hurt me, doctor?” Surgeon: “Only when you get my bill, Mrs. Brown!”