#mrs-and

Mr. Jones falls asleep in church. Mr. Jones keeps falling asleep in church, and Mrs. Jones is not to happy with this. So one day she makes an appointment with the pastor and sits down with him to discuss it. She says to him, ""pastor I am getting tired of Mr. Jones falling asleep during church there has got to be something we can do about it?"" The pastor thinks and replies ""yes I have an idea leave it up to me I will give you the signal and you take this hat pin and poke him when I give you th…

A third grade teacher addresses her class ...""alright class"" she says, ""before I let you go for spring break I want to remind you that I'm getting married this weekend and I'm no longer going to be Ms. Stevens I'm going to be Mrs. Prussy"" She writes M R S. P R U S S Y in big cursive letters on the blackboard and says ""whomever remembers my new name when we come back from break gets a gold star for the day"" The ten days comes and goes and she's standing in front of her class early Monday mo…