#mr-cohen

Mrs. Cohen came home from her Sisterhood meeting at the synagogue. She was very excited, and explained to her husband that the guest at the meeting had been a wonderful hypnotist. Mr. Cohen then mentioned that attendance was down at the Saturday services. Maybe they should hire the hypnotist to bring in a crowd. He talked it over with the rabbi, who thought it was a terrific idea. After lots of publicizing, the synagogue was filled for the Sabbath service. The hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. …

So Mr. Cohen and Mr. Brown are about to start trade with each other. Mr. Cohen and Mr. Brown are two business men in New York. Mr. Brown is a fourth generation American, who owns a big clothing store, while Mr. Cohen is an old Jewish man, who immigrated to the U.S from Poland during the war. Mr. Cohen is small business owner, who makes cloth. One day Mr. Cohen requests that Mr. Brown to start making his clothes with Cohen's cloth. Mr. Brown agrees, on one condition; the first purchase must be a …

Mrs. Shapiro, the Matchmaker, goes to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years. ""Mr. Cohen, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!"" says the Matchmaker. ""Don't bother,"" replies Mr. Cohen, ""I've two sisters at home, who look after all my needs."" ""That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."" ""I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine.…