The Job Interview
Three men were sitting in the waiting room waiting to be interviewed. The first man was called in.
"Mr. Azarov, this is a job opening doing wetwork for the KGB. We need to test your loyalty and your determination. In the next room is your wife. Kill her."
The interviewer pushes a pistol across the desk.
Mr. Azarov stands up and pushes the pistol back to the interviewer.
"I am sorry, but I will not kill my wife."
He leaves and the next interviewee comes in.
"Mr. Ros…