A pilot Michael Jordon Bill Gates the Pope and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions. Suddenly the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. ""There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us"" he announced. ""Since I'm the pilot I get one!"" After saying this the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane. ""I'm the world's gr…