A man was talking down a street when he saw another man with a giant peach as his head. He walked up to him and asked, ""why is your head a giant peach?"" The man replied, ""funny story actually. So just now a genie came up to me and me granted three wishes. For the first wish I asked for a million dollar. Then a man came and dropped a suitcase with a million dollar cash in it. For the second second wish, I asked for the most beautiful wife in the world, and Scarlett Johansson came and we got ma…