A horse named Mary There is a number of surrealistic Russian jokes about the Wild West. Let me translate and post one. A cowboy and a young woman are riding in a stagecoach. The cowboy is holding a burlap sack. The young woman says, ""Something smells so bad!"" ""It is a long and sad story. I had a loyal horse named Mary who saved my life more than once. ""Once in the prairie, I awakened from Mary's neighing and saw three pairs of burning eyes in front of me. I reached for my faithful Smith&…