#martin-luther

Jesus is walking around in heaven one day... Jesus is walking around in heaven one day, checking in on everybody to make sure they're enjoying the place. He checks in with Mother Teresa and sure enough, there she is in the middle of a party having a grand time with all her friends. So Jesus moves on. He checks in on Martin Luther next and he's having a great time with all his loved ones around the dinner table. Satisfied, Jesus moves on to the next one. On his way to see John the Baptist, Jesus …

Just an old Bible Jimmy had decided to take a year off before starting college and to hitchhike around Europe with his friend Billy. After several weeks he called his dad to get him to send them more money . "It's been more expensive than I thought over here Dad", Jimmy told his dad. "We got to Germany and we were dead broke." "Well, do you have any money to eat until I can get more money to you?" Dad asks. "Yeah", jimmy replies. "We made a little money cleaning all the junk out of an old h…