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The top ten one-liner's from this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival (as voted by the viewers of the Dave channel). 1. ""I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust"" - Tim Vine 2. ""I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"" - Masai Graham 3. ""Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief"" - Mark Watson 4. ""I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only …

Here are the top ten jokes from the 2014 Fringe Festival in Edinburgh Fancy a chuckle? 10. ""This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it."" (Felicity Ward) =8. ""I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame 'cause halfway through he disappears up his own a-------."" (Kevin Day) =8. I've been married for 10 years, I haven't made a decision for seven."" (Jason Cook) 7. ""Scotland had oil, but it's running out thanks to all that deep frying."" (Scott Ca…

The 10 best jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2014 1.""I've decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust"" - Tim Vine. 2.""I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"" - Masai Graham. 3.""Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief"" - Mark Watson. 4.""I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn't work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s"" - Bec Hill. 5.""I wanted t…

Some of the top jokes from this years Edinburgh Fringe Festival. *I've decided to sell my hoover... well, it was just collecting dust. -Tim Vine *I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set. -Masai Graham *Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief. -Mark watson *I Wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn't let me. -Ria Lina

A little boy greeted his grandma with a hug and said: "I'm so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." "What trick's that?" she asked. "Well," said the little boy excitedly, "I heard Daddy tell Mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again." My grandfather once killed a bear. It was looking the other way so he pushed it off a cliff. Mark Watson