#maine

What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine? an L.L.Beaner

A working man was at a Hillary Clinton campaign meeting in Maine, heckling her as she delivered a long, boring speech. Finally her frustration got the better of her and she rounded on the heckler, saying: "Would you like to stand up and tell the audience what you have ever done for the good of this country?" "Sure," replied the heckler. "I voted against you in Massachusetts."

A group of geological engineers surveying some land in New England found that in one particular area the border between New Hampshire and Maine had to be changed. They duly informed a farmer that his land was no longer in Maine but was now in New Hampshire. "Thank heaven for that," said the farmer. "I don't think I could take another of these Maine winters."