Stick It Two elderly women were having in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ""Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"" Mabel answered, ""I have? suppository?"" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, ""Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is.