A Little Johnny Christmas Little Johnny's father was having trouble with his son. Little Johnny had a problem with cursing. Not knowing where to go, Johnny's father went to a psychologist about the problem. ""Here's what you do"", said the Psychologist. ""Christmas is coming up. Ask Johnny what he wants for Christmas and every time he answers and curses, leave a pile of dog crap where that present goes."" Later that day, Johnny's father asks his son what he wants for Christmas. Johnny replies ""…